Why are so many critics unkind to poor old Jewel ? They knock her music, her poetry... even her nose !
In fact, reviews hostile to Jewel have now gone platinum.
Australian fans are as mad as Hell..
and are not going to take it any more.
Forget freedom of speech !
This site is not about democracy !
Welcome to the Jewel Kilcher safe haven.
Should foolhardy Jewel critics attempt uploading to this site, a radical band of pro-Jewel vigilantes will track them down and retribution will be swift and sure.
The hapless critics will be strapped to a chair and mercilessly Jewel's poetry book will be recited at them from cover to cover.
So, unless you can withstand an onslaught of The Complete Poetic Works Of Jewel Kilcher in one sitting, I suggest you post your offensive anti-Jewel propaganda elsewhere.
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